Satanos Klaudynos - metal, boredom and vodka


They moved their asses from the bench, drank vodka and started to create...

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A brief story of the hellish creature called Satanos Klaudynos


Who did it?

The Satanos Klaudynos band was founded by three maniacs: Małkers, Jerzas and Paweł. The name is not very original but who cares. All three of us lived in Klaudyny Street. We know each other for several years...

Why and when?

It all started innocently. Unaware Paweł bought a newspaper, with a compact disk "Ryłkołak Horror Show". In addition to the obscene lyrics of Ryłkołak, there were a lot of death metal songs (SINISTER, IMPALED NAZARENE, IMMORTAL, LUCIFERION etc.). It was in July 1999 AD. After some time when we met, we came to conclusion that such a shit like on this record we can do as well (even better as we thought). We went to "Paczek" (convenience store with cheap vines) to buy some of this nectar of youth - it was in August 1999. Then we went to professional recording studio (Paweł's house), plugged in the guitars, mic and started jamming! In the mean time we drank a lot of the shit. As it was decision of the moment, we weren't prepared at all, so the recordings were terrible. There were no live drums, problems with mixing, however you could feal the real spirit of the music ;) We recorded following songs that day:

  • "SEPULTURA"
    (It's no cover (once Jerzas thought that it's Sepultura's song))
  • "NESTRI SATANAS"
  • "RÓWNANIA LAGRANGE'A"
    (Lagrange equations, Ave ZIGI, good years on physics...)
  • "JAPAN"
    (Małkers on the vocals!)
  • ""
    (I don't know what it was !?#)
  • "ORGAZM"
    (Jerzas on the vocals)
  • "12 STOLCÓW WŁADZY"
    (Strange song with lyrics from the Black Bible)

Few days later in incomplete lineup (Paweł, Jerzas) we recorded some stuff in the memory of some unforgettable event: :

  • "ROCZNICA"?
  • "BEŁT"
    (devilish growling by Paweł & Jerzas - no lyrics at all)

Next recording session took place in 2000 in Easter time. New band member was welcomed - Fast Tracker. We recorder five songs:

  • "NARODZIŁEM SIĘ Z MROKU" wer. 1?
  • "NARODZIŁEM SIĘ Z MROKU" instrumental?
  • "NARODZIŁEM SIĘ Z MROKU" wer. 2?
  • "JESTEM MORDERCĄ"?
  • "DAWAJ"?
  • "FLET"?

Biography of the creatures from Hell


Małkers

Malkers
Born for darkness in Lucifer's year 1978. The beautiful angel of death. Bottomless well for alcohol... Shreds on guitar.

Easy, easy babe... Ave

Jerzas

Jerzas
Another dark beast from Lucifer's year. The main composer, working for alcohol. Shreds guitar, vocals, programming drums.

Currently "dead" for the Satan standing next to Santa Claus :(

Ave!

Paweł

Paweł
Whitest among dark angels. Founder of the band, lyrics, vocals and ideas

Ave!

Bartulus

Bartulus
Born in Beelzebub's year '79. Some kind of gruppie :)

Ave!
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    (Music/Lyrics : Satanos Klaudynos)

    I was on the fucking MUS
    I thought I couldn't loose
    But now I'm wise enough
    To know it was the real SHITTY STUFF


    (Pre)
    [Diabolic laugh]


    (Ref)
    SHITTY STUFF
    Now I'm fucked
    SHITTY STUFF
    I'm going down
    SHITTY STUFF
    I'm diving in
    SHITTY STUFF


    Foes give me nothing
    Mandatory SHITTY STUFF
    Nothing more to say
    Bomb is the only way


    (Pre)
    Looser fucking looser


    (Ref) ...

    Another bet
    Better cards I can get
    Suckers rip my royal pair
    FUCK ! It's not fair.

    (Music/Lyrics: Satanos Klaudynos)

    I'm living in inscrutable darkness
    I'm the one who decides about life and death
    You cannot conciliate me
    You cannot live without my breath

    (Ref)
    Lust,
    Pain, Suffering, Lies
    These are my names ...
    You can call me what you wish
    I'm your primal nature !

    I'm the reason for sorrow and pain
    I'm the creature who likes wathing you
    suffering
    My lust for blood is never satisfied
    My eyes are your eyes when you kill
    in my name

    (Ref)
    [Solo]
    (Ref)

    I'm the beast inside your head
    I'm the master controlling your moves
    Now you can shout out my real name :
    PRIMAL NATURE !

    (Ref)

    Primal nature (x4)

    Music/Lyrics: Satanos Klaudynos

    It's short story
    About suppository
    Man
    Jerk injects a small
    Piece of medicated
    Substance usually conical
    Oviod or cylindrical
    Introduced into
    A body passage as
    Rectum or vagina
    Where body causes
    It to melt

    (Ref)
    He is addicted to
    Suppository
    He cannot live without
    He is suppository man
    Yeah

    It's not funny
    You know
    It's his curse
    Did you hear that
    Nurse ?
    Now it's time for
    Enema with
    10 litre of water
    Now his ass is
    Clean and red
    It's time to
    Push some suppository

    (Ref)

    Now he feals good
    He is strong
    With that pill
    In the ass
    But his life is
    Shattered and crashed
    He lives only for
    Suppository
    His ass is jostled
    Good for fist fuck
    It's time
    For rumble

    (Ref)